why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it
today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHIT HIMSELF.
BUT WHAT DID SHE SAY
american horror story blog
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
- Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
- Me: Is ya'll hiring?
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away