*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
omg I want to cuddle this dog
Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
when people start getting close to your friends
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle